♥. (eloiseaparis) wrote in suburbanitis,

:: more from the secret lives of soccer moms ::

you know how, when dinner's done and your kid(s) want ice cream, and so you scoop it out in kid portion size but then the little faeries in the ice cream container start calling your name, enticing you, seducing you to eat ice cream, yourself .. and suddenly you can't fathom going on with your life unless you eat something sweet .. but if you do the ounce of ice cream will magically turn into 12 pounds of cellulite overnight .. unless, you think, you go bulimic and eat the ice cream, then jettison the entire meal? (if you're lactose intolerant .. insert THAT image here)

i have a solution.

half a glass of silk brand lite chocolate soy milk.
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